With the public panic about the alleged end of the world on December 21, 2012 prophesied in a Maya Angelou book or something, I thought I would reassure the masses. Maybe it won’t be such a bad thing if the world ended in two weeks.
So here they are; my Top Ten reasons why it wouldn’t be so bad if the world ended on December 21, 2012:
1. End of global warming (cause you know, no more globe)
2. End of world hunger
3. No more war
4. No more Mitt Romney Richard Mourdok, Todd Aiken and the rest of the Republican gang
5. No more Dubstep
6. No more Justin Bieber
7. No more Snooki , Honey BooBoo , Kardashians
8. No more Pitbull saying random things that don’t make sense
9. No more YOLO
10.No more hipsters
So there you have it. See you on the other side. The hipsters song is stuck in my head.
Dizzy Rum Kit 